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I think this is fake, but still hilarious [Jan. 2nd, 2009|12:03 am]
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Barack Obama: "I inhaled - frequently - that was the point" [Jan. 1st, 2009|05:21 pm]
LMAO


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(no subject) [Nov. 9th, 2008|09:10 pm]


You Are Boggle



You are an incredibly creative and resourceful person.

You're able to dig deep and think outside the box to get things done.

You are a non linear thinker. You don't like following directions

You draw your inspiration from the strangest places sometimes. You're constantly inspired.

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http://roflrazzi.com/ [Oct. 25th, 2008|03:59 pm]
You must check out this web site. It's another LoL Cats knock-off, but takes on celebrities. Quite funny.

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Interesting and Scary Video [Oct. 25th, 2008|03:52 pm]
http://www.storyofstuff.com/

It's all about how our current production cycle is based on post-WWII consumer economy. Fascinating.
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Funny Porn Videos - Non-Porn scenes in pornos [Oct. 23rd, 2008|04:39 pm]
You guys have to watch this. Especially check out video # 5. "I RULE!"

http://www.cracked.com/blog/i-have-brain-cancer-the-cracked-guide-to-porno-no-nos/
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(no subject) [Oct. 22nd, 2008|02:20 am]


You Are Sunday



Like this day of the week, you are ruled by the sun.

More than anything else, you are extremely bold.



You can't help but be a little self-centered and overbearing.

After all, the world does seem to revolve around you at times!



Sunday is the day of rest, and you love to take time to relax.

And for you, nothing is more relaxing than having people wait on you.

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Halloween events? [Oct. 21st, 2008|10:06 am]
OK, other than SinCity, which I am not planning to go to, what's going on for Halloween? Anything on the actual day itself?
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(no subject) [Oct. 5th, 2008|11:50 pm]
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You Would Be a Good Spouse 80% of the Time



You have what it takes to be an amazing wife or husband.

You are caring, patient, giving, and romantic. You are willing to work for a marriage.



More than anything, you're not about to let your ego ruin a relationship.

You are humble and unselfish. And that's the key to being a good spouse.

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Which Christopher Pike book are you? [Oct. 5th, 2008|11:38 pm]
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My result was Whisper of Death. I can't seem to find the code for it. :(


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I'm Out! [Oct. 5th, 2008|08:42 pm]
[Current Mood | calm]

Of rehab, that is. I'm staying with friends near Joyce skytrain. I am SO exhausted from the last three days of running around getting ready to leave. I've been chilling in front of Emily's laptop for the last two days. All is well, I have an interview tomorrow with an Occupational therapist and home support worker tommorrow, and we'll see what happens!
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(no subject) [Sep. 29th, 2008|10:11 pm]
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[Current Mood | amused]



Your Surfing Habits are 60% Male, 40% Female



If we had to guess, we would guess that you are a man.

You use the internet to make your life more efficient - and to make you smarter.

For you, the internet is like a vast encyclopedia.

You search and surf extensively. You look up everything online.

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House Hunting Help? [Sep. 15th, 2008|09:50 pm]
Does anyone know of any good websites to house-hunt on besides craigslist? Or any other good sources to find a home? Time is getting thin and I need to find a place soon! I'm looking for a 4-bedroom house, close to a Skytrain, or a reasonable bus ride away. Thanks.
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(no subject) [Sep. 10th, 2008|09:51 pm]
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[Current Location |GF Strong computer lab]
[Current Mood | tired]
[Current Music |On the Road Again - Metallica]



Your Taste in Music:



Classic Rock: Highest Influence

Eighties: Highest Influence

Pop: Highest Influence

Nineties: High Influence

Alternative Rock: Low Influence

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'Nother 'Tanks [Sep. 7th, 2008|10:38 pm]
[Current Mood | furious]

Profuse thanks to Brian who cleaned my apartment inside and out until it sparkled and shone, which was no easy feat, given that Coyotestone had made an absolute pigsty of it during my rehab stay. One of the reasons my landlady is so angry at me is because she saw the place before Brian cleaned it, and it was seriously disgusting and unsanitary. She doesn't know that before I went to rehab, I did most of the cleaning and kept things hygienic.

I also discovered that she's been leaving notes on my door, trying to get in touch with me for a month and a half, and Coyotestone NEVER ONCE told me about her messages. That man has a lot to answer for. If I ever see him, I may run him down with my chair or beat him with my cane, whichever I happen to be using at the time. I understand now why my landlady has been so angry and unreasonable - but she's angry at the wrong person. Matthew explained that to her and I think she gets it now, that she unjustly evicted me because my ex is a selfish coward who doesn't care who he hurts as long as he gets to keep running away from his problems. Keep running, asshole. If you see me, you better run fast.
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Gee [Sep. 7th, 2008|06:25 pm]


You Are Stalking



You tend to be very obsessive. Once you focus your attention on something or someone, it's all you think about.

You are also very secretive. People don't know much about the life that you lead.



You are attracted to weak people. You may want to prey on them, but you also may just want to help them.

You need attention, and you can get desperate if you aren't getting attention from the right person. You'll do about anything to get noticed.

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Sabrina's Paypal Moving Fund [Sep. 7th, 2008|06:18 pm]
So AJ is organizing a PayPal moving expenses fund for me, which people can donate to if they feel like it. The link is here, and it's called Sabrina's Moving Fund. It's to pay for stuff like a damage deposit, set-up costs, new furniture, potential future bedbug treatments if needed, the exorbitant cell phone bill I know I will have at month end, etc. It's all being arranged through AJ, so if you have questions, call her at 604 710-6576 or email her at valkyrja@gmail.com.

  https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?c md=_donations&business=TZ5LEY2EQY9NE&lc=CA&item_name=Sabrina%27s%20Moving%20Fund&currency_code=CAD&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF%3abtn_donateCC_LG%2e gif%3aNonHosted

Thank you to those who have already donated. Your help is very very much appreciated. *love*
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I Forgot To Mention [Sep. 7th, 2008|06:15 pm]
Thank you to marmot who has and is raising cash through selling off the last of Tickled Pink Toys stock for me. Wonderful, wonderful marmot who is a stalwart bastion of marmotness! She truly is the Queen of All Marmotdom. Marmot hath awesomeness.
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After the Storm [Sep. 7th, 2008|06:14 pm]
So things have calmed down and I am still sane.

Thursday my friends packed and cleaned frantically while I helped out a bit, but mostly acted as....a consultant. I'd say I was supervising, but truthfully, Matthew and Brian were pretty much on that. Friday at 10 AM Baked Bed Bugs came over and we got most of my stuff into their truck to get treated. Then my crew removed the stuff, loaded it into a cube van and took it to Matt and AJ's in PoCo. I took myself over to Brian and Jenn's place with donnaidh_sidhe where we spent the weekend decompressing and chilling.

During the process on Friday, my landlady decided to come by and yell at all of us, but Matthew dealt with her beautifully and got her to calm down and let us do our job.

Matthew and AJ are storing my stuff until I find a place. I'll be in rehab for a while, and if they boot me out before I have a place, I have somewhere to stay until then. I may be broke and homeless, but I'll be OK thanks to my friends. My friends have been amazing through this whole ordeal. I may have had two people making my life hell, but I've had at least 25 people making my life better this week. I may be poor in money, but I'm extremely wealthy in friends, and that's far more important.

Let me make like the Academy Awards and send out thanks. Thank you to Brian and Jenn and donnaidh_sidhe who immediately offered support, financial help, and organized help for me. They're also helped put me back together body and soul this weekend.

Thank you to Matt and AJ who have also been central in organizing help, offering money and support, and storing my stuff for me. Thank you for making it so that I mostly have to 'not worry my pretty little head about stuff and focus on getting well.'

Thank you to Doug who offered support and money.

Thank you Emily and Shyann for offering your place for me to crash at after rehab.

Thank you to Phillip, Peter, Sam, Kai, Brian, Jenn, donnaidh_sidhe, Matt, AJ, Alex, Keith, marmot, Sharon, Dasha, Tristan, Andy, and the other Brian for packing, moving and helping in a zillion other little ways. If I've missed you, please let me know and I will apologize profusely and extol your wonders in a whole separate post!

I love you all.
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Heart Meme [Sep. 5th, 2008|08:46 pm]
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[Current Location |Brian and Jenn's House]
[Current Mood | tired]
[Current Music |Crucify - Tori Amos]

Your result for The Heart Test...

Patron Saint's Heart



The Patron Saint's Heart

Dependent, Realistic, Passionate, Indulgent


You are the most protective of hearts, the Patron Saint. You crave love and value harmony with your match. You are passionate and rambunctious, but at the same time you are observant and down-to-earth about your relationships. You care deeply for those you love and will watch over them as a guiding light. You are sensual and enjoy the fiery aspects of a relationship, but can also be needy and value you and your partner as one. For this reason, you will always be on guard to protect those you love.


Matches for the Patron Saint:


The Bleeding Heart

The Bleeding Heart craves love just as much as you do, and value harmony just as you. They are also passionate. Bleeding Hearts are more idealistic in their views, but you can very well appreciate such views, even if you don't agree with them. Bleeding Hearts need to be looked after, and will value a Patron Saint for being there for them<.br>

The Lonely Heart

The Lonely Heart shares all of your qualities, but is more intimate than passionate compared to you. However, this is a quality you can easily appreciate, and the Lonely Heart will cherish your protective and loving nature.


The Slave to Emotions

The Slave to Emotions shares your neediness and need for harmony in a relationship, but is more idealistic than you and values intimacy over passion. Both of these qualities you can appreciate, however, and the Slave will very much so appreciate your concern for them and will value your love greatly.


The Soldier of Fortune

The Soldier of Fortune is like you in ever way, though is a more self-absorbed and forthright than you are. You may appreciate such candor, and find that being with someone more explicit is a worthy challenge.




Your exact opposite is The Rebel's Heart.




Avoid Independents if you can. You are the type who needs someone to love you as much as you love them, and the Independent's tendency to be more of a loner can be difficult for you as a protector to take. Explicits may also be difficult for you to put up with, however, if you are willing to work at them (and being an indulgent you very well may be), you can make such relationships work. You might be the heart that is easiest to get along with, and can create a bond with anyone.

Take The Heart Test at HelloQuizzy

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